A little side note about me is that I work in a sports shop. Everyone knows that I am not particularly known to be a sports fanatic, even though I work at Sports Fanatic. As a kid I never was compelled to watch a game of any sort, never idolized athletes, or really even played a real sport...for those of you who don't believe soccer is a real sport. And now as an adult I find myself finding more flaws in these athletes than ever before. As great an NBA star Melo is, I think hes a thug and never to be confussed as a role model (sorry Orangemen fans!) The list of athletes that I have similar feelings about is long enough for another blog. What does this have to do with Transformers? I'm glad you asked!
Megan Fox was voted most beautiful celebrity it 2008. She has landed cinematic gems like a movie titles "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen", or her uncredited appearance in "Bad Boys II", or my particular favorite title "Whore" (no that is not made up!). With that shinning resume you can obviously include Transformers I and II. Now at the risk of being superficial and hypocritical I feel you should start by seeing this...
Now, as frieghtening as that image is, I burn this image into your mind because Megan Fox is one of the most self centered, superficial biaches I've ever seen. I realize as a common citizen and that we don't nessisarily see the true colors of celebrities, but I have never seen this human being do anything that was positive towards the human race, or take two seconds to look past her own selfish life to see that beauty is only skin deep. Your realase from Transformers III will be welcomed by yours truely, and I had a few moments of resepct for Michael Bay until he said she has "Charm" and that he "loves working with her". I hope that Megan and Jessica Biel enjoy thier lives stairing into thier magic mirror and wishing for thier hair to grow back or that movie roles will not pass them by because they are "too beautiful".
I must leave you now as I have a date with the next instalment of the ingenious Iron Man franchise!

Should you want to read the reasons for her exclusion from Transformers III click here... http://movies.yahoo.com/news/usmovies.accesshollywood.com/updated-megan-fox-dropped-from-transformers-3
ReplyDeleteor read why Jessica Biel is "too beautiful" click here... http://www.popsugar.com/Jessica-Biel-Too-Good-Looking-Get-Roles-3169685
I HAD A HAIRCUT JUST LIKE THAT WHEN I WORKED AT CJC. IT LOOKED DIFFERENT, THOUGH, BECAUSE MY LIPS WEREN'T RED, MY EARS WEREN'T SLANTED THAT MUCH AND MY NOSE DIDN'T COME TO A POINT !! AND
ReplyDeleteI'M NOT EVEN GONNA START WITH THE EYEBROWS....
OTHER THAN THAT, WE COULD HAVE BEEN TWINS !
You should have put up a picture of her totally frieghtening thumbs...horrible nightmare thumbs.
ReplyDeleteEXCUSE ME DEAR SIR !!!! Did you , in fact , start this post by insinuating that the Die Hard movies (minus #4 of course) are "NOT" the greatest thing to ever happen to the human race ? I believe you went so far as to say,and i quote, "were not all that good"
ReplyDeleteYou have insulted my honor sir and you are now in danger of Ginning up my blood. It is precisely that kind of reckless behavior and wildly erratic speech that have been known to insight riots, scrums, battles and even the lesser known fracas.
As for Megan Fox, I suddenly have the urge to buff her cranium. But where could i find a couple of useless spare rags that I don't mind getting dirty ?
Oh look it's the Olsen twins. Problem solved.